Meet Napalm Death - in your face, down your trousers and up your arse like a shit eating rabbit on speed.
What do Napalm Death sound like, exactly? Well, imagine 2 binliners full of rabid, three-headed mutant rottweiler puppies stuffed in a metal dustbin and kicked down the stairs of a multi-storey tenement block during a riot. Whilst overhead, souped up B52 bombers, flown by screaming demons are dropping grand pianos full of roaring crack babies into a dynamite-packed quarry of one-armed born-again Christian steel-drummers on drugs. They sound exactly like that, only madder.
Do you get it? Do the down-tuned guitars, ultra fast blast-beats and gruff Mutley-with-throat cancer vocals make any fucking sense whatsofuckingever!? As a recent letter to the Guardian newspaper pointed out - without the correct critical too...