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THERE ISN'T MUCH TO KNOW ABOUT THE MAN REFERED TO AS MR. DIBBS so, it would be difficult to write a standard bio about him. Rather than attempt to do that we will simply state things we have heard and for the most part have confirmed about him. Although some of these facts are only rumors we can attest to the validity of 99.9% of the content listed here, so... enjoy. Dibbs was born Claus Von Shingleworth to 3 Chevy farmers who continuously struck him with wet ant dung during the first 2 months he was alive. He began began DJing at the age of two when he discovered the area between his sac and his anus (the grey). He was a penis double for John Holmes and appeared in at least 25 porn flicks released in the 70s. He was born a midget. Dibbs has battled God on 4 seperate occasions but, has lost each time. However, we've heard about a new alliance with S.L.B. in an attempt to overthrow God and adeems power. He likes to lick things he finds laying on the ground. He has mastered the art o...