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We are the Cookie Makin Satan Haters. We are a rock group named after your average american housewife. We have no support from any kind of label. We do everything ourselves. We don’t have a hamster’s chance in the large intestine of keeping up with Jones’ of the music world. And to that we say “f%$k it”. We don’t have expensive equipment. No one in our band is rich. All of our mothers and fathers worked hard just to get by, just like we do now. No gimmicks. No connections. None of us really know what is hip these days. We don’t have our hair parted over one eye. Fashion isn’t really our thing.

Who wants to sound like another Blink 182 or some other clone pop punk band that has flooded the music scene over the last few years? Bands used to have ethics and lived up to them. Now selling out is the norm. Have a little self-respect. Whores will be treated like whores.

Whatever happened to rock music anyhow? Back in the early 90’s there was a surplus of a...