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“…sex, drugs, and rock & roll.” After touring Europe with The Rolling Stones, fans were wild about The Adult Film Stars. One woman was spotted getting "AFS is The Fucking Awesomest Band EVER” along with the Two Thumbs Up (ala Siskel And Ebert) tattooed on each of her delightfully perky breasts. And since he was a huge fan, Grateful Dead Legend Jerry Garcia invited AFS over for countless recording sessions in his home studio. It is believed that the 40+ now lost classics have been stolen by Michael Jackson, and are hidden in the Neverland Ranch. With followings in Rome, Babylon, The former Soviet Union and Gomorrah (they were banned in Sodom) Adult Film Stars mania is clearly spreading. Adult Film Star Brand X (Real Name: Danny Zuko) has been elevated to cult-like status after his torrid love affair with Dana Scully from the X- files. And everyone knows about his brainchild, the trashy website ratemycameltoe.com, which gets about 5 million hits a week and is nom...